"We've got football, two darts teams, pool and a bagatelle team as well."

I recently found myself in a pub drawn to a big screen showing Spurs playing Arsenal.

I'm scared of robots.

Not in a 'they're going to destroy us and take over the world' sense. I just don't want to be served by one of them at the bar.

How has January been for you?

Dry? Wet? Middling?

I've secretly fallen in love with another pub.

I love Halloween and I'm not afraid to say so.

For the last six weeks I've been running a bit of an experiment, involving animals and not eating them.

How can it be that a pint costs £2.15 in one pub but double that just a mile down the road?

The story about leading Vote Leave figures meeting for an important Brexit strategy session at a south London Wetherspoon's would have brought a wry smile to the faces of many in the trade.

I found myself alone in a room on Sunday giving a standing ovation to a multi-millionaire playing sport on the other side of the world.